You have 9 loads of dirt piled in the front lawn.
You have a landscaping budget that's nil to nothing.
You have only a set of old rusty bed springs to use to level the 9 loads of dirt.
You have a reliable (also old!) 4-wheeler to pull the bed springs.
You have a not-so-smart partner (too old for this $%*#) willing to sit on the bed springs for added weight. (If you feel compelled to comment on the weight part, please be nice!)
The moment has passed, the new grass survived the first winter blast and our memory of Redneck Landscaping will keep us laughing for a good long time!
It's official...Filbert is a nut.
and
Flora is a pansy.
